"Is my data big enough?"
"How do I tell my employees to stop using their iPhones?"
"Will I get arrested for using the wrong cloud?"
"How many employees will my cloud fire this year? I need to know for my budget meeting."
"Will you come here and tell our employees to stop doing cloud?"
Believe it or not, these quotes are all questions I have been asked in one way or another over the years about cloud computing -- and more recently than you'd like. As cloud computing becomes more commonplace in IT departments big and small, most experts deem it a success. However, there are things I've seen and heard that are comical -- and some cloud computing ideas and misconceptions that are just downright sad. As I deal with this technology in real life with real people, I come across many crazy cloud stories.